Well, That Was Fun While It Lasted

Who's excited to watch 30-second ads between each guess now?

The five-letter word is about to be "Times" every fourth day.

I cannot wait to have app developers working tirelessly to install banners on both sides of my screen explaining that freedom of the press is at stake because of a new parks spending bill in Florida while their coworkers figure out which five-letter synonym for "I hate Joe Rogan" to put in the Wordle tomorrow.

In all honesty, this acquisition probably marks the day when Wordle stopped being as fun as it used to be, and next year we'll all fondly look back on the game like we look back on Angry Birds, etc.

Let's hope it doesn't come to that, though!

🚨We Got The Worst Super Bowl Matchup🚨

But it's okay because we got to watch a hilarious meltdown by the Chiefs (sans Ryan Poles) and Jimmy G going peak Jimmy G in the same day.

I just think it should be in writing that I still think Joe Burrow is slightly overrated and that the Bengals should have drafted an offensive tackle instead of Ja'Marr Chase. Eventually things might circle back to the point where these two takes don't look asisnine.

Also, the Rams are a soft football team.

Shoutouts to:

Matt Stafford (Hall-of-Famer in my book)

The Bengals Defense

Jimmy Garoppolo Truthers (People who have been saying he's terrible for years now)

Ryan Poles

Daily Hai-poo: 1/31/2022

Hy-Vee Chinese food

The perfect post-COVID meal

Purest of health foods