Power Ranking @jhunter2's Hot Takes

10. Kombucha doesn't work.

I drank a quarter of a bottle of kombucha once, and it didn't heal all of my ailments. Plus it's kind of gross, so what's the point?

9. Naps are overrated.

Rarely have I woken up from a nap actually feeling refreshed. It happens, but not a lot.

8. The Sandwich Taco isn’t a taco, it’s actually a waste of time, effort, and money.

Taco Bell's most recent invention, the Sandwich Taco, has "started a global debate" that takes place entirely on the set of their own commercials to decide whether or not it's a sandwich or a taco. That's all for this one.

7. Joker isn’t a groundbreaking or incredible movie.

The recent DC film entitled "Joker" is entirely composed of a literal clown with a laughing disorder just dancing, getting bullied, and killing people for 2 hours with a few riots and story elements thrown in to extend the run time and a really short "nice guy" to feel bad for. It's not a good movie, and I personally think it's a horrible rendition of one of the most iconic villains of all time.

6. Madden 21 is the peak of Madden.

Madden 22 is a decent game, and the updated rosters are nice. Madden 18 was also pretty fun, and some of the older Madden games have that undeniable charm that accompanies other classics like Star Wars Battlefront II, NCAA Football 13, and Marvel's Ultimate Alliance. However, Madden 21 is just on another level, and may actually be good enough to challenge NCAA 13 for the top sports video game of all time.

5. Politics are massively overrated.

Listen, I get it. There are a lot of things that are really important to fight for and discuss, and taking a stance on something is much more respectable than being indecisive, but much political discourse (especially today) is way too divisive for me. I'll stand solely on what the Word of God says in pretty much any political discussion, and it really doesn't matter what party "agrees" with me (if any do).

4. Bacon is not a fruit.

It's just the facts, homie. Read 'em and weep.

3. Spencer Petras is actually not a bad QB or the problem with Iowa’s offense.

He's horrible when pressured and definitely makes mistakes, but if he gets enough time to throw, he's got a great arm. The biggest problem that I've noticed is that Iowa's pass plays take far too long to develop much of the time. In the past, this hasn't been too big of a problem, because they've had a combination of elite talent and experience all along the offensive line. However, they have neither of those this season outside of Tyler Linderbaum, and teams have been able to use this to shut down Iowa's passing game almost completely despite the talented receivers at their disposal.

2. Derrick Henry is the 3rd-most intimidating offensive skill player in the NFL.

King Henry may be one of the scariest sights in the league for a defender, but there are two other situations that would have me quaking in my cleats even more: playing defensive back against the Seahawks and being matched up with a 6'4", 229 lb. DK Metcalf that can run a 4.3 40-yard dash and probably bench press 2 of me or lining up on the defensive edge across from #85 himself, Mr. George Kittle.

1. Rainn Wilson is the best white rapper in the world.

Sit down, Eminem. Rainn out-rapped Kanye with Kanye's own song.

Others receiving votes: A godly woman (15), The Sun (14), That one song by Young Thug (9), Pam's art (1)

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