An Important Announcement (Pt. 5)

The Bulls got a big win over the Dallas Mavericks to move to 8-0* on the season. Alex Caruso was sensational. Caruso, Lonzo Ball, and Zach LaVine teamed up for this insane play. Mavericks guard Tim Hardaway Jr. declared that the Bulls are officially "back". Life is good in the Chi-town.

Nikola Vucevic's positive COVID test puts a damper on the Bulls' immediate outlook as they prepare for a five-game road trip out to the West Coast, but I look at the situation as an opportunity for the Bulls to collect wins and avoid any threat of losses**.

Not much more needs to be said.

Bull Down.

*The Bulls have yet to lose a game in which either A. Patrick Williams was NOT hurt on a dirty play or B. The Philadelphia 76ers essentially cheated by NOT playing Ben Simmons, because the Bulls absolutely would have won if he had played

**In my official records, I will not count any losses a team may accrue with an All-Star Montenegrin basketball player missing from the lineup due to a respiratory virus